11/18/08

From the Mouth of Abe

I've been writing a few down for Uncle Eric

“Noses are the shape of “M”” stare at your nostrils for awhile and I think you'll see he's correct.

“Mom, this balloon has your air in it” because I blew it up.

Singing “When Jesus Christ was baptized it was really cold and freezing”

“Mom puppies don't ever wear any clothes”

“Mom do you fish with bugers?”

All week he was praying and he told Heavenly Father to bless his birthday and that he was thankful for his birthday finally after the fact he just told him that his birthday was over.

He was playing in someone else's yard and I told him people were going to get mad at him “They are gonna die me?”

Mispronounced words

Hidas=Fajitas

E-vap-or-ter-ated=evaporated

hopchalk=hopscotch

Chruch toast=French toast

baby=maybe

I was teaching Abe's class at church, what a bunch of little bleepers, anyway things were getting out of hand and so I told a dramatic version of “Daniel in the Lion's Den”. All week he has been asking me to “tell him the scary story again”. . .so baby I made it a little too scary. But as long as he is interested I told him the story of Jonah and the whale and made it just as terrifying.

5 comments:

Marianne said...

Oh! I'd love to hear your scary versions of those stories. I can see them coming in handy on several occasions.

My favorite mispronounced word that Todd says...

Berfotted - Forgot

:o)

lizziejane99 said...

Ha ha! Those are awesome. I want someone to make a modern-day "From the Mouths of Babes." Kids just say the coolest stuff.

Liz

Alisha said...

I loved all of them. Abe is one funny kid! I swear he always says the funniest things. What a great kid!

sabrina said...

great blog! i finally was able to view it the other day. i can't believe how big henry is! everyone looks great, i hope all is well. :)

Ember Bailey said...

More Abe quotes please. They're hilarious. -Jake