I just don’t want to forget. . .
Abe has been asking about what girls have instead of penises. So the other day I pulled up a very basic diagram of a woman’s three holes, and I explained it all to him. His reaction? “Wow Mom, that is AMAZING! Can you print this out for me?”
Just because someone spills granola in your car doesn't mean you have to clean it up right away.
Just because a woodland animal gets into your "halfway taken out garbage" doesn't mean you have to look at it.
Just because your mom is going to take back the carpet cleaner it doesn't automatically give you inspiration to scrub up barf stains.
SOME people shower, not everyone.
Some times dinner is marinating in the fridge but you still eat papa johns.
Just because you pay for the Y. . .well you know.
We all went to the dentist yesterday. The best thing about going to the dentist is picking a movie to watch while you getting your teeth cleaned. Scott was asking Abe what movie he was going to pick after he announced that he watched Batman. Abe proclaimed loudly that “that is totally awesome! I am watching that show!” To which I quickly replied “No you’re not watching that". Abe whined in response “I wish I could have a cool mom like Dad so that I could watch Batman.”
