I've been writing a few down for Uncle Eric
“Noses are the shape of “M”” stare at your nostrils for awhile and I think you'll see he's correct.
“Mom, this balloon has your air in it” because I blew it up.
Singing “When Jesus Christ was baptized it was really cold and freezing”
“Mom puppies don't ever wear any clothes”
“Mom do you fish with bugers?”
All week he was praying and he told Heavenly Father to bless his birthday and that he was thankful for his birthday finally after the fact he just told him that his birthday was over.
He was playing in someone else's yard and I told him people were going to get mad at him “They are gonna die me?”
Mispronounced words
Hidas=Fajitas
E-vap-or-ter-ated=evaporated
hopchalk=hopscotch
Chruch toast=French toast
baby=maybe
I was teaching Abe's class at church, what a bunch of little bleepers, anyway things were getting out of hand and so I told a dramatic version of “Daniel in the Lion's Den”. All week he has been asking me to “tell him the scary story again”. . .so baby I made it a little too scary. But as long as he is interested I told him the story of Jonah and the whale and made it just as terrifying.